My doctor said I did GREAT today. Was talking all this mumbo-jumbo with my mom about “renal function, liver enzymes, granulocytes, heart rate, lungs” and a bunch of blah blah blah…. also said that my “WBC was 6”, which I guess is good because Mom seemed happy about all that. I am pretty tired because they gave me something that would make me an “Ace”??? Hmm, thought I already was, but…. don’t feel like an “ace” right now, I feel like I drank a little too much beer (like I would know). As you can tell, just holding my head up is quite the task and I cant seem to walk a straight line. Heck, that’s already tough on 3 legs, come on folks! Tonight is gonna be a hedgehog cuddlin’, relaxin’ with Mom & Dad kind of evening. Those silly people have no idea, I got this cancer thing whipped and this chemo stuff is nothing for a strapping, strong muscled up dude like myself. Cancer can kiss my bodacious ole gluteus maximus!